Un-Christmas Kittyku: A Humorous Poem about a Cat’s Holiday Mishaps

Un-Christmas Kittyku: A Humorous Poem about a Cat’s Holiday Mishaps

Un-Christmas Kittyku

kitty’s reflections

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the Grim Reaper scythes

extra ornaments

kitty on treetop

the angel of dying surveys

injury under

physique elements of balls

scatter throughout front room

kitty blames canine

demolition kitty

bulldozes Christmas tree

timberrrr!

—Patricia Carragon

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