Oliver: Why on earth are you gawking at me, pricey human? Can’t you see I’m the epitome of feline perfection? I imply, actually, who wouldn’t need to admire this majestic creature? But I need to warn you, observing such magnificence does include penalties. Prepare to be enchanted and rendered completely speechless by my mesmerizing gaze, for I’m the true embodiment of kitty royalty. You could now proceed along with your adoration, hooman.
Oliver: Oh, splendid! It appears that you just, my beloved hooman, have chosen to grace me along with your continued presence. How pleasant! I need to say, your unwavering loyalty is really commendable. Here I’m, the epitome of feline magnificence, and but you select to stay by my aspect. Such timeless devotion is as uncommon as a diamond in a litter field! So, my pricey human, proceed to take pleasure in my wonderful firm, for collectively we will conquer the world, one purr at a time. Meow-nificent adventures await us, my trustworthy companion!
Oliver: My pricey hooman! Your demand for ceaseless adoration has been duly famous. However, I need to humbly remind you that I, as a superior feline being, have sure expectations of you. While your admiration is tremendously appreciated, it’s now time so that you can shift your focus in direction of serving my regal wants. It can be most helpful in the event you may dutifully attend to duties such because the meticulous cleansing of my royal litterbox, the immediate preparation of my beautiful meals, and all different chores mandatory to keep up my lavish way of life. Remember, your function lies in fulfilling my each whim and need. Now, go forth and show your worthiness as my loyal servant, pricey human!
Signed by,
His Meowjesty King Oliver the Maker of Mischief