Where do you see your self in 10 years?
Obviously I hope that Cat Daddy might be round for lots longer than simply ten years however, once we speak about rising older, he at all times says, “When I’m lengthy gone, you’ll most likely dwell alone with twenty-five cats, scaring the native kids away with a giant stick.”
He says this as if I must be insulted. But … cats galore? Kids leaving me the hell alone? I see no downside with any of this.
However, opposite to the same old Cat Freak Code of Conduct, I don’t suppose extra is at all times higher relating to cats. Firstly, you see all the difficulty I’ve with only one; the considered the identical hassle multiplied by two or extra makes me really feel fairly faint.
Secondly, cats talk with one another utilizing their Creepy Kitty Sixth Sense. The extra cats you could have, the better the probabilities of them ganging up on you, then killing you in your sleep and making it appear to be pure causes.
A few years in the past, I visited a good friend in Tyneside, who has five cats. Although they had been all totally beautiful and I beloved spending the afternoon with them, when supper time got here they usually all began howling in unison, I used to be scared. Anyone who has ever lived with or close to a cat will know that heart-wrenching, demonic sound. And the truth that they had been all tuxedo cats someway made it extra scary, as in the event that they had been members of some gang or secret society (albeit a really smartly-dressed one).
So, later in life, it’s very probably that you can find me sharing my home with a cat, however it’ll positively be simply the one. I doubt if will probably be Louis Catorze since, by then, the UFO that left him behind will most likely have stopped by to gather him and take him again to his house planet. That stated, if the little sod determined to dwell without end simply to spite us all – possibly time passes in a different way wherever he comes from, and our “without end” is their “common”? – it wouldn’t be a shock, wouldn’t it?
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