What are your high ten favourite motion pictures?
I really like horror movies. However, as a result of most of them are utter dross, I couldn’t probably identify the ten greatest ones. In truth, I’m struggling to call even three actually good ones. I’m now caught in a scenario whereby Netflix and Prime assume I like dangerous movies, so that they advocate extra for me, and naturally I watch them, prompting them to advocate much more, and so forth.
Most cat individuals don’t like watching movies – particularly horror movies – wherein cats are portrayed as evil, however I discover it surprisingly comforting. Mainly as a result of, irrespective of how evil they’re, they might by no means as dangerous as Louis Catorze.
Catorze and I often watch horror films together, and often I’m the one who chooses. If I have been to depart it as much as him, I believe he would go for these, firstly as a result of all of them contain cats, but in addition as a result of the titles remind him of himself:
1. Uninvited (he goes into neighbours’ homes with out permission).
2. The Uncanny (no rationalization required).
3. Crimes of the Black Cat (ditto).
4. Re-Animator (my largest worry with regards to Catorze’s useless prey is that it’ll spring again to life when I’m making an attempt to bag it up and get rid of it).
5. Hush (if solely he would).
6. Let The Right One In (clearly an ironic title as Catorze may be very a lot the improper one).
7. Strays (no, not the 2023 fun-fest about cute speaking doggies, however a 1991 movie a couple of gang of scary stray cats who don’t need to share their territory with people and can cease at nothing to frighten them away).
8. A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (Catorze would most probably depart her to it however fortunately accompany a boy).
9. The Cat With Hands (NO, THANK YOU – you’ve seen the difficulty he causes with out them).
10. Pet Sematary (in the event you assume loss of life will cease a cat from finishing up evil deeds, assume once more).
I’ve solely seen two of the above, which is fairly poor for somebody who likes each cats and horror. I think about that streaming them can be an actual mission, and that every one can be on a distinct platform of which I don’t have membership, however maybe I might set myself a problem to look at all ten earlier than Hallowe’en.
And it might be an actual novelty to witness some cat-themed horror that ISN’T brought on by Catorze.
