What’s the one luxurious you may’t reside with out?
*Free to cats, paid for by people.
Luxury? You’re kidding, proper? Everyone is aware of that being a pet proprietor and having luxuries don’t go hand it hand.
Consider, if you’ll, our cat’s life:
1. Food: the very best which, gram for gram, prices greater than gold and crystal meth mixed, eaten from a elaborate Japanese raised bowl.
2. Water: the most effective Versailles glasses.
3. Medical care: is rushed to the Royal Physician if he a lot as sniffs, and might at all times get a next- or same-day appointment.
4. Beds: has two of his personal (one for spring-summer and the opposite for autumn-winter), plus use of ours. Can simply take up a complete super-king mattress.
5. Stress: ha.
And ours:
1. Food: no matter is round, with mould scraped off, eaten from chipped Wilko plates purchased in 2003 when Wilko nonetheless existed.
2. Water: low-cost IKEA glasses clouded by repeated dishwasher use.
3. Medical care: after ready forty minutes on maintain, we may be fortunate sufficient to get a health care provider’s appointment for 3 weeks’ time.
4. Beds: the identical mattress always. Plus we have now to undertake the Broken Pretzel pose to sleep, moulding our our bodies across the cat.
5. Stress: please see factors 1 to 4.
Louis Catorze actually lives the lifetime of a king, whereas we trudge on, bowing and scraping to him just like the servile beasts that we’re. But are you so totally different relating to your feline overlords?
Are you present on recent air and mud while they dine on natural wild salmon eaten from stable gold plates? Please reply and let me know! I’d love some reassurance that I’m not the one one who’s such a pathetic conscientious cat proprietor.
