Your canine has ideas and emotions. Complicated ideas and emotions. What if he might specific them in methods apart from dogspeak? What if he might take to the Twitterverse?
Burglar at window … zzz, mailman at door… zzz, different canine strolling throughout territory … zzz. Ever have the sensation that when it got here right down to it, your canine would stay sacked out in opposition to the wall, holding it up — until he heard unmistakable kitchen sounds? Yeah, I do, too.
Ah, the previous bait and change. A most unlucky collection of occasions if the veterinarian’s workplace lies a mere mile past the very same route you’re taking to wide-open park bliss. How many people have watched our greatest boy’s face fall like a ton of bones as he realizes what actually lies forward?
What a betrayal. Our canines spend a lot time joyfully “adorning” our dwelling areas and “accessorizing” our garments, and we merely vacuum, lint-roll and sweep it away with a lot disdain.
You’ve been gone all day, you’ve picked up new smells … possibly even scents of different canines. What selection does your poor doggo have apart from to share his biggest fears with the interwebs: You’ve discovered one other furry love.
Dogs in all places wish to make it clear: Let sleeping canines lie. Wherever they need, for nonetheless lengthy they could. Forget that Zoom name along with your boss. The canine is your boss now.
As No Dog Ever slyly proceeds to steal the home made muffins, fresh-cooked salmon, loaf of bread or cut-up strawberries proper off of mentioned counter and drop them down the hatch earlier than the adjoining serviette flutters to the ground.
Nothing like getting busted by a narc with picture proof of wrongdoing. And having to endure extra jabby-jabby, pokey-proddy unhappy instances.
Ah, what good is Twitter if not for sharing our most embarrassing medical mishaps and misadventures?
Sometimes it’s funnier to share your mischievous errors with the world. Why deprive individuals (and canines) of a very good chuckle and relatable expertise?
